How to Play
Everything the game does, explained once. The numbers below are read from the live configuration, so they are the ones you will actually get.
How to Play — it's pointless, that's the point
Leagues
Three ways to waste your time. Switch any time with the league pills.
Division
The ranked climb. Pushes earn score, score earns a tier, tier earns rewards. The main event.
CPS
Pure speed sprint — pushes per second. Blink and you'll miss your own record.
Unlimited
No caps, no limits, just vibes. Click into the void forever.
Pushes
Tap a big button. Climb. Flex. Repeat. There is no finish line and no prize. Welcome.
Hourly Pushes
Free clicks that refill every hour. Use 'em or lose 'em.
Extra Pushes
Bought clicks. They wait for you like a loyal dog — no hourly expiry.
Next Reset
When your free clicks respawn. Stare at it. We all do.
Records
Your personal bests, kept forever. Hourly clicks reset; these do not — this is the shelf your trophies sit on.
Total Pushes
Every click you have ever made here. It only goes up.
Daily Pushes
Your best single day. Beat it and it quietly updates itself.
Combo
The longest streak of clicks you kept going without stopping.
Hourly Streak
The most hours in a row you emptied your clicks. Miss one and it starts again.
Total Hours
How many hours you have finished off in total, streak or not.
Time Wasted
The headline number. We are not going to pretend it was productive.
Unlimited
Everything you have clicked in the Unlimited league, where nothing caps you and nothing refills — it just counts.
CPS
Your fastest clicks-per-second run. Set it in the CPS league — and it remembers whether you used a mouse or your fingers.
Bonuses
Every push is multiplied by how committed (read: addicted) you are. Here's the actual machine:
Streak Multiplier
Use your full hourly pushes every hour and your multiplier climbs. Miss too many and it resets to 1×. Ouch.
- 0h → 1.0×
- 1h → 1.05×
- 2h → 1.15×
- 3h → 1.2×
- 6h → 1.5×
- 12h → 1.8×
- 24h → 2.2×
- 48h → 2.8×
- 72h → 3.5×
Today's Hourly Bonus
The more hours you show up today, the bigger the flat bonus added before the multiplier. Consistency pays.
- 1h → +10
- 2h → +20
- 3h → +30
- 6h → +60
- 9h → +90
- 12h → +120
- 15h → +150
- 20h → +200
- 24h → +1000
Combo
Clicks without stopping rack up a combo — bragging rights and combo achievements. Your finger's cardio.
Team Boost
Join a lobby for extra pushes on top of everything. Misery loves company.
- 2 players → +5%
- 3 players → +10%
- 4 players → +15%
Buyback (Streak Save)
Missed an hour? Spend PBits to rescue your streak before it dies — 50 PBits per lost hour, up to 3 hours. Your streak says thank you.
Levels
Levels — your meaningless career
Push more, level up, unlock more base pushes per hour. Same emptiness, bigger numbers. Your current level is highlighted.
| Level | Pushes needed | Base / hr |
|---|---|---|
| Newbie | 0 | 1 |
| Rookie | 30 | 2 |
| Apprentice | 80 | 3 |
| Adept | 160 | 4 |
| Expert | 270 | 5 |
| Master | 400 | 6 |
| Hero | 550 | 7 |
| Champion | 700 | 8 |
| Elite | 850 | 9 |
| Legend | 1,000 | 10 |
| Mythic | 1,150 | 11 |
| Divine | 1,300 | 12 |
| Immortal | 1,500 | 12 |
Divisions
Divisions & Seasons
When a season is live, push in the Division league to earn score and climb the division tiers for daily, weekly, monthly and season-end rewards. No season is running right now.
Lobby
Lobby — misery loves company
Team up with up to 3 friends (4 total). Bigger team = bigger boost on top of all your other bonuses.
Join or create a team
Open the Lobby panel, invite friends or hop into an open slot. Up to 4 clickers per team.
Team Boost
More teammates, more free pushes per hour — stacked on top of your streak and daily bonus.
- 2 players → +5%
- 3 players → +10%
- 4 players → +15%
Sharing is caring
When a teammate buys PBits, every other team member pockets 50% of that amount as bonus PBits. Befriend the big spenders.
Challenges
Challenges
Timed competitions you join, complete before the clock runs out, then claim for PBits. Flex on strangers.
One for every way you play: Division pushes, hourly streak, best combo, daily consistency, Unlimited pushes, CPS score and time wasted. New ones rotate in constantly.
Tip: hit the bonus threshold (beat the target by a margin) for extra PBits on top.
Achievements
Achievements
81 badges to collect — across combos, streaks, speed, daily play, journeys, time wasted and more. Every unlock pays out PBits, automatically.
Rewards scale with difficulty
The first in a category pays 10 PBits; the harder ones climb up to 10. The deeper you go, the bigger the payout.
Easter eggs — the jackpot
20 secret easter eggs are hidden across the site — each worth 10 PBits, the biggest single rewards in the game. Snoop around.
No claiming needed — unlocks are automatic and the PBits land the instant you hit the milestone.
Hall of Fame
Hall of Fame
The Hall of Fame has a board for almost everything: combo, streak, CPS, time wasted…
Nation Wars
Nation Wars pits countries against each other. Push for your flag! Your flag on the Nation Wars leaderboard. Changeable every 6 months.
Teams
Teams get their own ranking in the Hall of Fame.
Touch or mouse
The CPS board remembers how each run was played and shows it on the row. Filter to Touch or Mouse to see just those players, or All for everyone together. A pen counts as touch, and runs set before we started recording show as not recorded.
Find Me
Lost in the list? Find Me jumps straight to your row. On the CPS board, if you are looking at Touch but your record was set with a mouse, it switches to the filter your record actually lives in instead of showing you nothing.
Numbers inside a filter
Inside the Touch or Mouse view you are numbered within that view, so a mouse player finally sees where they stand among mouse players. The small grey number on your row is still your overall position on the board.
Store
Store & PBits
PBits are the currency. Spend them on buttons, avatars and extra pushes — or gift a button or avatar to a friend. Earn them from challenges, achievements and rankings.
| PBits | Bonus |
|---|---|
| 100 | — |
| 500 | +50 |
| 1,000 | +150 |
| 2,500 | +500 |
| 5,000 | +1,250 |
| 10,000 | +3,000 |
See prices in your currency in the store
Supporter Badges
Supporter badges sit next to your name forever. Pure cosmetic, pure honour. Upgrading your supporter badge only charges the difference.
- ENABLER — You are why this exists. That is not a compliment.
- GIGA ENABLER — Enabling, but with commitment issues resolved.
- VOID LANDLORD — You now own a piece of nothing. It appreciates.
- PATRON SAINT — Canonised for services to wasted time. Numbered, uncapped.
Get Free PBits
Get Free PBits
Broke? Earn PBits without spending a dime.
Invite friends
Share your link — you both get PBits when they sign up.
Join the Discord
Hop into our server and claim a one-time PBits reward.
Subscribe
Sign up for updates and grab a few more on the house.
Fair play
Fair play
Real fingers only. No autoclickers, bots or scripts — our anti-cheat watches push patterns and will quarantine or ban accounts that trip it.
Why we care: fake clicks poison the leaderboards for everyone. Play clean and the rankings actually mean something.
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